Whole Foods Parking Lot

Whole Foods Parking Lot

It’s Gettin’ Real!

By David Wittman www.fogandsmog.com

Fog and Smog is a creative collective of culture vultures from the SF Bay Area and Los Angeles. Some work as composers, some as film editors, producers, designers, deejays, animators, photographers, etc.

Their first project, “Whole Foods Parking Lot” was written produced and performed by DJDave aka David Wittman, and directed by George Woolley with Pedram Torbati. Jake Pushinsky cut it, and both Ben Kahle and Ben Marlbrough appear in supporting roles.

Hella Foggish, Slightly Smoggish.

Whole Foods Parking Lot Lyrics

Intro: (spoken)
Yo man… Yo I know you see me here dude!! I’ve been waiting here like 10 minutes, man! No, no no… this is MY parking space man. What you need to do is put your little hybrid in reverse, And go out the way you came in. WHAT?!?! Yo its about to get REAL in the Whole Foods parking lot man…
Chorus (rapped)
It’s getting’ REAL in the Whole Foods Parking Lot I got my STEEL and you know it gets sparked a lot Im on my grind homie… It’s on my mind homie! These fools with clip boards are lookin at me like they know me!
It’s getting’ REAL in the Whole Foods Parking Lot You know the DEAL with the little shopping carts they got… Check out what I say, it happens every day… It’s how we LIVE on the west side of LA!!
Verse 1
… Im ridin’ slow in my Prius… all leather, tinted windows… you cant see us!! Everybody’s trying to park, you can feel the tension I’m in electric mode… can’t even hear the engine (Shhhhhhh)
Just then I saw a spot open up, My timings perfect… Im creepin’ up… But then this other dude tried to steal it going the wrong way Yo man, I’ve had a LONG DAY!
Chorus (same as before)
Verse 2
Now I’m on this inside, looking at my list Organic chicken, Kale Salad and a Lemon Twist. Some girl in yoga pants is lookin at me funny I’m just trying to find a decent Pinot Noir for under twenty!
Then I take it to the cheese counter, Humboldt Fog? We just ran out sir! Really Dog? Take it easy man, I try to calm myself… I’ve been on edge ever since they took Kombucha off the shelf…
Chorus (same as before) Verse 3
This Busters on his iPhone talking to his friends, Picking up some cayenne pepper for his master cleanse. You’re the most annoying dude I’ve ever SEEN brah… Could you PLEASE move? You’re RIGHT in front of the Quinoa.
Damn, I’m about to check out. Pay my 80 bucks for 6 things and get the heck out. The express lane is moving hella slow… Man, these fools don’t know… that shit is getting REAL….
Chorus (same as before)

Markalan - Originally from Cincinnati, Ohio, Markalan moved to Pacific Beach in 1994. During his first four years in San Diego, he worked as a photographer for the United States Navy. Over the past decade, he's been behind the bar or turntables in many of San Diego's nightclubs, and venues. He's shared his musical selections with Southern & Baja California, and the Mayan Riviera. During these years, he could be found exchanging his time for vinyl at Groove Records and Siesta Records. 

He often worked for trade, to support his vinyl addiction. He currently owns over 8,000 records. "Listening to my father's albums is when it all began. Flipping through the stacks, cleaning off the LP, placing the needle on the record, reading the lyrics, studying the artwork, and enjoying the rich analog sound. Sure, there are occasional pops & you might have to clean the record. You actually have to flip the record at the end of the side. It's not a play list or program on shuffle. You are present, involved, and engaged in the listening process. 
Please Keep Vinyl Alive & Support Local Artists!" 
Markalan

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